Small Ham

Of all the sizes of Ham, Small is the smallest. Why? Who decided that? Who sat down, looked at a Ham, and said "yes, this is small"? Why isn't it 2 inches? Why isn't it 2 feet? Nobody elected this person. Nobody gave them a crown. And yet here we all are, just accepting it. Anyway, it's soft and squishy and you'll love it. But don't think for 1 second I am letting this injustice slide.